I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....