Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...