Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...