Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...