Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
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|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...