yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Did You Hear?
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.