Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...