No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...