What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...