Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...