How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
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The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Food fight in a store
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I want to become a politician
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Le Pepper Please!
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
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Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...