Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
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Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
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Computer Acronyms
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