Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....