Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...