Lease nuclear weapons
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Least Popular Halloween Handouts
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What’s the difference between women and men?
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Strange headline news
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What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...