Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...