Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...