Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...