Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...