Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...