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Courtroom Chaos
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Heads and Tails
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Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
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Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Unreasonable bill
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