Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...