Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.