Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...