A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...