Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...