Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...