Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...