Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...