Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...