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One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
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A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
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