Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...