Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...