What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...