Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...