Food quotes and quips
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Thoughts from work
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Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.