Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!