Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...