What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
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100′s of Bumper Stickers
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Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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