Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...