yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!