Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...