mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...