2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...