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There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
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Fly, baby, fly!
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Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
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A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...