Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....