Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...