Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...