Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!