God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...