Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...